I do not understand you, Jason Benson!

I do not understand how one man can create so much laundry.

I do not understand why you ate yogurt for breakfast even though you tell me how bad dairy is for you.

I do not understand why you want the fan on at night even though it obviously makes our room very cold!

I do not understand why you bring home ice cream for Natalie right before her bedtime. But I think it's pretty cute.

I do not understand why you read Natalie's books the "wrong" way, but she seems to like the change of pace.

I do not understand why your whiskers make those red marks on Elsie's face, but she's willing to forebear them in order to get smothered with your kisses.

I do not understand why you wanted to start dating me. But it still makes me smile when I think of it.

I do not understand how you crawl out of bed at 3am and go to work. But I'm so proud of you for doing that for me and our girls.

I do not understand why you choose to love me everyday in so many ways, in spite of my very evident faults, but I'm so grateful that I want to cry.

And I do not understand why you have not won an award by now.